25 April 2011
47. What I've Been Up To...
I've been busy with school and so I haven't had much time to communicate with the masses... but here's one of the things I was able to get accomplished....=) (It was a group project for my African American Studies Class...
12 April 2011
46. Real life... in real life
Found on the wall of the bathroom stall....
Life's little jewels... lol
11 April 2011
45. Thanks Essence... for nothing.
Shout out to Elle for sharing the link to this article from Essence.com.
The article, entitled "Ten Types of Underrated Men and Why You Should Date Them" outlines the types of guys women (specifically black women) generally overlook, and why we should take a second glance.
1. Men Under 5'5
Really Essence?! I'm 5'9... and I'm definitely gonna call this a no go. However, I am an advocate of short women not overlooking short men. If you're 5'5 or below, you shouldn't be searching for a six footer... I have enough competition in this small pool as it is.
2.Introverted Guys
Well besides the fact that I think they used the most suspect stock photo they could find, I don't know if an introverted guy could handle my large personality. No I don't need a dude that's constantly the life of the party (in fact, that is not at all my preference), however, if you don't like to interact socially, which is something that I do, I don't think our personalities would mesh to well.
3. No Flava Guys
At first when I read this I was like wth?! But I realize that these are guys that are considered not in the know, and/or are often referred to as corny. However, I think the author's description which included the guy that "doesn't know why the bottom of your shoes are red" made women (specifically Black women considering that's who the article is geared toward) seem very materialistic, and I for one take some offense to being generalized in such a manor. As far as being corny - generally when I refer to a guy as corny it is because I feel like he's trying too hard, and is therefore inauthentic. So, no thanks.
4. Non-Black Guys
Now this I don't disagree with at all. I don't think you should put yourself in a racial box because you're worried about what other people will think, and I, myself, more than rarely fine non-Black men attractive. Bring it on!
5. Mama's Boys
*Blank stare.*
The author says the lack of interest in Mama's Boys is due to the fact that his relationship "with his mother is often indicative of the way he will treat his wife."
Yes that is part of it. But you have to realize that a Mama's Boy is also a man who continuously puts his mother first, and that's not a bad trait - until you enter a relationship. The problem being his mother's opinion will always prevail and I will always have to compete with her for your affection. I will constantly have to play second fiddle to the woman who birthed and raised you. Who can compete with that? And better, when considering the long term, who wants to? Not I.
Personally, short of his children - the person whom I chose to devote my life to has to be willing to put me first.
6. Long Distance Guys
Well honestly the thought that I'll be able to spend a lot of time with you (the author's reasoning) has no bearing on the reason I would want someone nearer to me.
However, consistency in being able to spend time with you is important. If I only get to see you once a month for a weekend - I feel as though we'd be likely to get stuck in the honeymoon phase. Every time we were together it would feel like the first or second date. This leads to not being able to get a real sense of who someone is. And sure phone conversations and Skype are cool, but until you are able to consistently be around someone and see how they interact with people on a regular basis, you can never really be sure if they are who you perceive them to be.
7. Unemployed Guys
Uhhh... there are very few circumstances in which it is ok to be unemployed and trying to date me.
One - you're a full time student, and so you are unable to work.
Two - you were recently laid off and are already on your grind in search of employment
There is nothing wrong with a man who is temporarily unemployed. The problem is a man who seems utterly defeated by a layoff, or simply isn't trying because he's totally okay with living in his parents' basement (see Frank, the Entertainer)
8. Too Young/Too Old
Well I am the age at which 5 years younger than me is a sex crime and that is where I will stay on that.
As far as dating older not really a problem, until you make my age an issue. All the jokes about me being so young I "still have Similac on my breath," funny once - but no more than that.
9. Man Boob Guys
Hmmm....
I will sum this up in saying I don't normally find myself attracted to larger men. It's happened once before. It's not that I purposely stay away - I just haven't found too much of anything I like in that department.
However saying "we are an overweight nation of people trying to lose weight" is a big assumption to make - are all large men, or people for that matter, really trying to lose weight...?
10. Cave Man Guys
I must say I prefer a man who bathes regularly. And if a man has breath that smells like "fertilizer" I can only speculate what other daily aspects of hygiene he conveniently forgets... It is only smart to "invest" when you can expect a return on said investment. So how about you come find me after you realize that "flossing isn't exclusively done in a drop top."
The article, entitled "Ten Types of Underrated Men and Why You Should Date Them" outlines the types of guys women (specifically black women) generally overlook, and why we should take a second glance.
1. Men Under 5'5
Really Essence?! I'm 5'9... and I'm definitely gonna call this a no go. However, I am an advocate of short women not overlooking short men. If you're 5'5 or below, you shouldn't be searching for a six footer... I have enough competition in this small pool as it is.
2.Introverted Guys
Well besides the fact that I think they used the most suspect stock photo they could find, I don't know if an introverted guy could handle my large personality. No I don't need a dude that's constantly the life of the party (in fact, that is not at all my preference), however, if you don't like to interact socially, which is something that I do, I don't think our personalities would mesh to well.
3. No Flava Guys
At first when I read this I was like wth?! But I realize that these are guys that are considered not in the know, and/or are often referred to as corny. However, I think the author's description which included the guy that "doesn't know why the bottom of your shoes are red" made women (specifically Black women considering that's who the article is geared toward) seem very materialistic, and I for one take some offense to being generalized in such a manor. As far as being corny - generally when I refer to a guy as corny it is because I feel like he's trying too hard, and is therefore inauthentic. So, no thanks.
4. Non-Black Guys
Now this I don't disagree with at all. I don't think you should put yourself in a racial box because you're worried about what other people will think, and I, myself, more than rarely fine non-Black men attractive. Bring it on!
5. Mama's Boys
*Blank stare.*
The author says the lack of interest in Mama's Boys is due to the fact that his relationship "with his mother is often indicative of the way he will treat his wife."
Yes that is part of it. But you have to realize that a Mama's Boy is also a man who continuously puts his mother first, and that's not a bad trait - until you enter a relationship. The problem being his mother's opinion will always prevail and I will always have to compete with her for your affection. I will constantly have to play second fiddle to the woman who birthed and raised you. Who can compete with that? And better, when considering the long term, who wants to? Not I.
Personally, short of his children - the person whom I chose to devote my life to has to be willing to put me first.
6. Long Distance Guys
Well honestly the thought that I'll be able to spend a lot of time with you (the author's reasoning) has no bearing on the reason I would want someone nearer to me.
However, consistency in being able to spend time with you is important. If I only get to see you once a month for a weekend - I feel as though we'd be likely to get stuck in the honeymoon phase. Every time we were together it would feel like the first or second date. This leads to not being able to get a real sense of who someone is. And sure phone conversations and Skype are cool, but until you are able to consistently be around someone and see how they interact with people on a regular basis, you can never really be sure if they are who you perceive them to be.
7. Unemployed Guys
Uhhh... there are very few circumstances in which it is ok to be unemployed and trying to date me.
One - you're a full time student, and so you are unable to work.
Two - you were recently laid off and are already on your grind in search of employment
There is nothing wrong with a man who is temporarily unemployed. The problem is a man who seems utterly defeated by a layoff, or simply isn't trying because he's totally okay with living in his parents' basement (see Frank, the Entertainer)
8. Too Young/Too Old
Well I am the age at which 5 years younger than me is a sex crime and that is where I will stay on that.
As far as dating older not really a problem, until you make my age an issue. All the jokes about me being so young I "still have Similac on my breath," funny once - but no more than that.
9. Man Boob Guys
Hmmm....
I will sum this up in saying I don't normally find myself attracted to larger men. It's happened once before. It's not that I purposely stay away - I just haven't found too much of anything I like in that department.
However saying "we are an overweight nation of people trying to lose weight" is a big assumption to make - are all large men, or people for that matter, really trying to lose weight...?
10. Cave Man Guys
I must say I prefer a man who bathes regularly. And if a man has breath that smells like "fertilizer" I can only speculate what other daily aspects of hygiene he conveniently forgets... It is only smart to "invest" when you can expect a return on said investment. So how about you come find me after you realize that "flossing isn't exclusively done in a drop top."
44. Quotable Quotes from Albert Einstein...
He was one of the greatest minds of the 20th century - of course he made some of the most profound statements....
GIFSoup
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
| "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." |
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
08 April 2011
43. Clueless... Clearly the story of my life - minus the money
In an ode to my love of the film I have decided to summarize my life with a few of its clips...
When I was young I discovered Clueless... I can now recognize its many parallels with my life.
When I was young I discovered Clueless... I can now recognize its many parallels with my life.
My cousin and I had a handshake just like this...
And I too hate being acosted by bummy stoners as I walk to class....
Every now and then I do get hit in the head with a shoe or fall down the stairs...
Like Dionne, my friends make faces like this when riding with me...
Oh, and did I mention how smooth I am...?
42. Frizz free's the way to be...
Frizz. It's the bane of every woman's existence, and the fastest way to end up with a bad hair day.
For me, frizz is a sign of dry hair and usually after washing.
The Remedy: Deep Conditioning.
I mix about equal parts full fat organic yogurt and Tresemme Naturals Moisturizing Conditioner and a dash of Yes to Cucumbers. I add a little coconut oil and nuke it for about 10 seconds... After washing my hair I will use this as a deep conditioner for about 45 - 1 hour. If I haven't yet washed my hair but feel the frizz beginning to attack I'll use it as a rinse out in the shower.
So far its been doing quite well... but if anything goes wrong I'll be the first to let you know...
For me, frizz is a sign of dry hair and usually after washing.
The Remedy: Deep Conditioning.
I mix about equal parts full fat organic yogurt and Tresemme Naturals Moisturizing Conditioner and a dash of Yes to Cucumbers. I add a little coconut oil and nuke it for about 10 seconds... After washing my hair I will use this as a deep conditioner for about 45 - 1 hour. If I haven't yet washed my hair but feel the frizz beginning to attack I'll use it as a rinse out in the shower.
So far its been doing quite well... but if anything goes wrong I'll be the first to let you know...
After about 20 minutes adjusting my webcam...
31 March 2011
41. The skin I'm in...
It's almost that time of year again. The time of year when my eczema starts to go haywire. Only problem is my skin hasn't quite stopped screwing with me since last summer... So I am currently dreading so type of topical armegaddon. I've tried everything. Creams, steroids, even the holistic approach. Nothing really works.
These days I'm using Palmer's Cocoa Butter soap and Hot 6 Oil. It isn't doing much, but it is better.
In my last post I named all the things that I'm paranoid about. Well I forgot one.
I'm severely paranoid about people staring at my skin and my incessant scratching.
I think the small honeymoon period I experienced in '09 messed my head up. My skin was great - my arms and legs were almost completely clear. Then something happened and right after my birthday the next year that everything changed. I was constantly itching, which means I was scratching constantly. No matter how much lotion I put on the backs of my knees, crevices of my elbows, backs of my shoulders, and neck felt like sandpaper. And don't even get me started on the physical scars.
My mom is constantly trying to convince me that no one notices. But I find that hard to believe especially since I had to spend my entire childhood explaining to potential friends that I wasn't diseased or contagious.
Coupled with the fact that it's hard to explain why I'm constantly scratching like a crackhead
it's really embarrassing...
When people ask "If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?"
You're supposed to say "Nothing. I like myself exactly how I am." As not to seem insecure.
Well eff that! I'd take a magic wand and a superficial wish over the itchy dance any day...
These days I'm using Palmer's Cocoa Butter soap and Hot 6 Oil. It isn't doing much, but it is better.
In my last post I named all the things that I'm paranoid about. Well I forgot one.
I'm severely paranoid about people staring at my skin and my incessant scratching.
I think the small honeymoon period I experienced in '09 messed my head up. My skin was great - my arms and legs were almost completely clear. Then something happened and right after my birthday the next year that everything changed. I was constantly itching, which means I was scratching constantly. No matter how much lotion I put on the backs of my knees, crevices of my elbows, backs of my shoulders, and neck felt like sandpaper. And don't even get me started on the physical scars.
My mom is constantly trying to convince me that no one notices. But I find that hard to believe especially since I had to spend my entire childhood explaining to potential friends that I wasn't diseased or contagious.
Coupled with the fact that it's hard to explain why I'm constantly scratching like a crackhead
When people ask "If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?"
You're supposed to say "Nothing. I like myself exactly how I am." As not to seem insecure.
Well eff that! I'd take a magic wand and a superficial wish over the itchy dance any day...
26 March 2011
40. I really hate walking under trees...
There are a few things I'm paranoid about...
The government watching me through my webcam
People being in my business
Birds pooping on me in any public arena
and last but not least
Bugs in my hair...
Today it happened. I was walking under a tree and I thought a piece of tree stuff had gotten stuck in my hair. I could only see it out of the corner of my eye and my hands were full so I hopelessly tried to get it out without looking like a complete idiot on the street. It was almost like this piece of trash was sticking to my hair. So I'm finally able to get this thing outta my hair and low and behold it's like a baby caterpillar or something.
Then, of course, I had a mini freak out moment. So much for trying not to look like a complete idiot on the street. Luckily, I dont think anyone was looking... at least I hope not. It's bad enough when you've been walking around all day and someone finally tells you there's a leaf in your hair. And when I think about it I got lucky...if that thing would've fallen in the back I never would have noticed or known. And then it would've have laid eggs. And with my luck they'd be the water resistant kind. Next thing you know I've got a colony of whatever that thing was living in my hair and trying to take over my brain...
Okay - maye my imagination runs away with me sometimes, but the idea of having a bug in my hair and not knowing about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
25 March 2011
39. Something wonderful I discovered accidentally...
Polyvore.com makes these awesome sets and helps the more fashion challenged of us find good clothing combinations...
22 March 2011
38. Spring 2011 - My Faves
From my favorite Spring 2011 Collections....
Fendi
Alexander McQueen
Versace
I love the bold colors of Fendi, McQueen's fantastic whimsey, and the lines of Versace's dresses.....
Ahhhhh... Spring has sprung...
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